10 Random Poker Quotes

• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A