10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- It's Free To Fold...
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it