10 Random Poker Quotes

• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.