10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."