10 Random Poker Quotes

• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Fold and live to fold again
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22