10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.