10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.