10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Fold and live to fold again
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]