10 Random Poker Quotes

• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.