10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier