10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim