10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.