10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth