10 Random Poker Quotes

• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Fold and live to fold again
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.