10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die