10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha