10 Random Poker Quotes

• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."