10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom