10 Random Poker Quotes

I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
" Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
"You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.