10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer