10 Random Poker Quotes

I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
"Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
It's Free To Fold...
"Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!