10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz