10 Random Poker Quotes

• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth