10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.