10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.