10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.