10 Random Poker Quotes

• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "No river, no fish."
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.