10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson