10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water