10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.