10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!