10 Random Poker Quotes

• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger