10 Random Poker Quotes

• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Fold and live to fold again
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...