10 Random Poker Quotes

• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Poker is for loners.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.