10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- if u play for the thrill u are ill