10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi