10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.