10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim