10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright