10 Random Poker Quotes

• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.