10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- "No river, no fish."
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders