10 Random Poker Quotes

• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• It's Free To Fold...
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts