10 Random Poker Quotes

• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Why not, when some because there are three.