10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"