10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Those eggs smell delicious!
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Welcome to kicker school
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)