10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."