10 Random Poker Quotes

• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22