10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger