10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom