10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- It's Free To Fold...
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.